TOP .9999999998 REASONS TO BUY A FLAWED PENTIUM MACHINE |
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9.9999973251 | -- | Your current computer is too accurate |
8.9999163362 | -- | You want to get into Guinness Book of World Records
as "Owner of the most expensive paperweight" |
7.9999414610 | -- | Math errors add zest to life |
6.9999831538 | -- | You need an alibi for the I.R.S. |
5.9999835137 | -- | The "Intel Inside" logo matches your decor perfectly |
4.9999999021 | -- | You no longer have to worry about the cpu overheating |
3.9998245917 | -- | The pentium chip will make a lovely pendant |
2.9991523619 | -- | You want to learn more about this "New Math" |
1.9999103517 | -- | You got a great deal from JPL |
And the #0.9999999998 reason to buy a flawed Pentium machine: |
| Your Doom II game doesn't seem to care |